Daddy: "Did you eat your snack, bub?"
Bubster: "Oh yes I did. I ate the trackters (crackers)."
Daddy: "What about the cheese?"
Bubster: "Oh I ate some of the cheese. A little bit but not really any."
Daddy: "It's nice cheese, isn't it. It's St. Claire cheese from Tasmania. Mummy and Daddy like that."
Bubster: "Well, yes it is nice cheese.....I ate some trackters with the cheese.... and then some of the cheese and then I said, "Hey! That cheese tastes like poo!" and then I just ate the trackters!" Shrugs shoulders and squints cheekily.
Well, Mummy and Daddy still like it. Poo or no poo.