Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Lunch time

The bubster: I'm hundry (hungry)! Is it morning tea time, is it lunch time yet??
Me: It's lunch time, mate.
Bubster: Well I want a sandwich! A ham sandwich. With mayonnaise. And butter.
Me: Ok!
Bubster: Is it ham? I want ham. And mayonnaise.

A moment passes.........

Bubster: And butter. Don't forget the butter.
Me: I won't, mate. I heard you.
Bubster: Are you putting on the mayonnaise now?
Me (sigh): Yes. I am.
Bubster: And the butter? Don't forget the butter!
Me (sigh sigh): I won't, mate. I'm remembering.
Bubster: It's a HAM sandwich right? With mayonnaise??
Me: sigh.......
Bubster: And butter of 'tourse (course)??
Me: Of course!
Bubster: Ok good. That's what I want.
Me: I know!

(I mean I really really know!! Really!)

Bubster: Oh! And I want the 'trusts (crusts) cut off. Ok mommy?
Me: Of course.

Pause.
Me: Anything else??
Bubster: Oh no! This is good!

Proceeds to eat it all up, every crumb.

Bubster: I want another one! With Ham! And mayonnaise! And butter of 'tourse!
Me: sigh......................

8 comments:

mandapanda said...

lol kids! Just wait until he gets to the "why?" stage... now THAT is annoying!

Kerrie said...

Are you sure you got that order Karin, quite sure..??

I love that he is so sure about his needs and preferences...I can just see him ordering that sandwich in a cafe...what a hoot...!!!

Beautiful boy, it's been quite a privilege sharing in his growing mate, an honour indeed.

xoxo

Tinniegirl said...

Oh that little man of yours just makes me laugh. Of tourse!!!

Alice said...

Thanks so much for your lovely comments on my blog. I enjoy reading yours as well. Alice

Kel said...

in my experience, they dont change either! lol

Tracy, mom2many said...

Oh dear! My little men have the same conversation with me. Ash has yet to out grow it, so I've got 3 little men doing that bit. Sigh indeed.

Melanie Gray Augustin said...

Awwww... that is so cute!

Lissy said...

That gave me the biggest smile tonight.

But are you SURE you got those instructions???? He is hillarious...

Yeah, I'm with Kerrie, he will be great in cafes won't he? He'll sound like Jack Nicholson doing that obsessive compulsive character...